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Finally, a service for guys like me. Someone who thinks that curves are sexy - a sight for welcoming eyes and big, soft hands.

My name is Ed, and I have so much to offer. I am smart and funny and sentimental and incurably affectionate. I am interesting and listen well, so you'll love talking to me.

And you lucky girl, you'll be excited to know that I'm energetic and intuitive. I seem to find just where a woman loves to be touched - and licked.

I can be had by the woman who is comfortable with the life she's living. Confident, sexy, willing to please. Someone comfortable with being touched without apologizing for her stretchmarks. Also, big thighs are a good thing. I love the way they feel around my neck.

There's so much more to this package, and I assure you, you'll want to unwrap me.

By the way, did I tell you I'm modest?

Cancer

Muscular

6' 2 (1.88 m)

Hazel

African American

Divorced

Yes - Sometimes At Home

No

Chest

Black

No pets

Yes

University Degree

Self-employed

Medical / Health

Consultant

$75,000USD To $99,999USD

Alone

All Is Calm

No

Yes - Socially

Quiet One

Observant, Friendly, Flirtatious

Exercising, Sports, Reading, Learning, Games, Dining, Travel, Cooking, Playing Cards, Volunteering

Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

To me, the ideal first date is unique to the person I'm meeting on that first date. While there is bound to be variation, the one constant would be time talking to get to know her.

If I have wanted to try it, I am the type that would go ahead and do it.

Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, A Flirt

Spiritual But Not Religious

Once A Month

Middle Of The Road

I want to live a life that will allow people who have never met me to miss my no longer being on this earth. I am committed to providing for the emotional and spiritual needs of my loved ones. And I want to find a woman with a really juicy and round butt.

Dry / Sarcastic, Slapstick

News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Sports

Action, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Thriller

Rap, Pop, Jazz, Soul, Gospel

Auto-biography, Business, Health, History, Satire

Slapping my partner on the butt in the shower, as we get ready for a night out seeing a play, and then dinner to discuss what we saw, and staring into each other's eyes - seeing the other's desire to return home to bed, where her big, fat, juicy tail makes me extremely grateful that she's mine. And I will truly express just how thankful I am.

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

Someone who takes what they do seriously, but is able to laugh at themselves. To me, intelligence and a sense of humor are qualities 1 & 1A in terms of attractiveness. And, a big, fat butt.

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed